Wednesday, August 21, 2013

BOOBS!!! (.)(.) ~ ( . ) ( . ) ~ ( . ) ( . ) ~ ( . )( . ) All different kinds!

Yep, Boobs!! Who would have thought that they could be SO DAMN COMPLICATED?! Yep! Complicated! When we are growing up, girls can't wait to get them! Boy's can't wait to see them! They are one of the first things boys notice about a girl. They are what makes girls feel like a "woman" when they have to purchase their first bra!! They can get a girl drinks, they can be called man boobs or pecs for a man, which can also get them drinks!

When I found out that my breasts, which I happened to like, were trying to kill me, I immediately, without hesitation, agreed to have them removed! It was for the best, it would help save my life and allow me to see my children continue to grow! It was a no brainer. But why does something that affects everyone's life in some way shape or form, have to be so deadly?! Whelp, just another piece to the large puzzle our lives make! I got over having a part of me hacked off like it was killing me...oh wait....

So anyway, got over it, and had expanders put in to help the skin stretch back out to allow room for implants. Seems simple enough, they take the expanders out, and replace them with implants! NOPE! I think it took an hour (today) and three months to decide what would look more "normal" for me! There are SO many different decisions when it comes to implants!! Who would have thought!? There are so many different types of implants, Saline, silicone, Silicone gel, and Silicone semi-solid! So you first get to decide what type of implant you want! After that is decided then you have to decide how "projected" you want them to be! THEN you get measured and they tell you how wide or narrow the implants can be, so you get to decide that, if you want your breast to be narrower, or wider! THEN you get to decide how much volume you get in them! (some of these are limited depending on skin, trauma, and other factors) AND, after all of that is said and done, you still are not sure the right decision is getting made! lol So instead of deciding what I like and what I want, I narrowed it down and told the doctor, put in whatever makes me look as close to what I was and as natural as I was as possible and just be done with it.

Psh... "Ain't nobody got time for that!"


We like them big, we like them small, we like them perky and saggy, we like them all... SO when you wake up on the first of the month, Men or women, young or old, big or small, grab a hold and feel them all!!!

Have you performed your self check this month??

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